A sample of Talk between India and Pakistan

Both countries agree to talk because of US pressure and nothing more. So India’s foreign minister meets Pakistan foreign minister and the talks begin;-
India: I came here specifically about terror attacks on India and also about the progress of 26/11 Bombay attack which now has bee engineered by ISI of Pakistan
Pakistan: you are totally off the subject of our talks which mainly centers around handing over of Kashmir and Siachen to us unconditionally.
India: - You are taking issues other than the one which immediately concerns that even as we talk here our army is fighting terrorist from Pakistan for the past three days
Pakistan: you are again and again harping on terrorist without realizing why there should be terrorist fro Kashmir. They are freedom fighters and not terrorist and Pakistan cannot agree for your labels.
India: - So what is your final stand?
Pakistan:- what final stand. We have clarified so many times that Kashmir is apart of Pakistan and we want it. We are also prepared to take over some other parts of Punjab for handing over to china.
India: you are completely off track and want to divert the main issue of our talk which is terrorism
Pakistan: what terrorism? you have not yet handed over any direct evidence of our involvement in any kind of terrorism.
India since we are not progressing in our talks let us post pone it to another date. Pakistan: if you so wish let it be so..We will inform Obama of the development.
Pakistan to Press-- our talks could not progress because India was not fully prepared for it.