A sample of Talk between India and Pakistan

Both countries agree to talk because of US pressure and nothing more. So India’s foreign minister meets Pakistan foreign minister and the talks begin;-
India: I came here specifically about terror attacks on India and also about the progress of 26/11 Bombay attack which now has bee engineered by ISI of Pakistan
Pakistan: you are totally off the subject of our talks which mainly centers around handing over of Kashmir and Siachen to us unconditionally.
India: - You are taking issues other than the one which immediately concerns that even as we talk here our army is fighting terrorist from Pakistan for the past three days
Pakistan: you are again and again harping on terrorist without realizing why there should be terrorist fro Kashmir. They are freedom fighters and not terrorist and Pakistan cannot agree for your labels.
India: - So what is your final stand?
Pakistan:- what final stand. We have clarified so many times that Kashmir is apart of Pakistan and we want it. We are also prepared to take over some other parts of Punjab for handing over to china.
India: you are completely off track and want to divert the main issue of our talk which is terrorism
Pakistan: what terrorism? you have not yet handed over any direct evidence of our involvement in any kind of terrorism.
India since we are not progressing in our talks let us post pone it to another date. Pakistan: if you so wish let it be so..We will inform Obama of the development.
Pakistan to Press-- our talks could not progress because India was not fully prepared for it.

Pakistan follows Hitlers policy

It was foolish to talk to Pakistan. The UPA government is under great pressure from USA to talk to Pakistan. It has no Guts to soy that Paki9stan will never speak the truth and never accept their terrorist activities in India. They are not going to accept any evidence presented as valid and take any kind of action on it. Why cant India Tell the US that Pakistan understands only the language of Bofor Guns and nothing else.

Parallel Government

It appears India already has two governments. One is that of UPA and the other is that of Maoists and Naxalites. It appears that Maoists are likely to take over the full government in a year or two. The number of Poor far exceeds the rich and the government of UPA has made it impossible for the survival of the Poor. So the strength of Maoists is sure to go up considerably and soon they will be in apposition to dictate terms to UPA like they did in Nepal. The rich and politicians will fly away to foreign countries where they have stashed their illegal income. The poor will join the Maoist in the revolution. Its again the middleclass people who will suffer.

Advanced India of 2020

There is an old story of a king who was fooled by two rogues in walking naked in the street and only a child had the courage to say that king was naked. Congress is the rogue which is fooling the people of India to walk naked by 2020 and believe that they are leading the world economy. Milk has become 27 Rs a Kg now. By 2020 it will be selling at 100/- a liter .This will be the greatest achievement of congress to be celebrated with more coins and stamps on the dynasty. Most of the people will be wearing loin clothes only and Cinema stars will be hired to show how walking naked is a great fashion. There are a lot of important public figures who propagate that India will be world leader. How can a country in which the parliamentary, judicial and police system has become totally corrupt can ever hope to lead any thing except a band of robbers?

India’s bowling

Sri Lanka has a good battery of pacers and spinners who will ensure world cup for it. Indian bowling is poor and hardly any one is there who can be called a good pace bowler. Same case with spinners. Occasionally they take a wicket conceding too many runs. So it is certain that India will not bring home any cup for next several years. As far bats man are concerned Dhoni, Raina, Kohli, Gambhir are reliable. Sehwag is a permanent cripple who cannot be expected to do any thing more. Yuvraj is a dead mule. So we will also participate in all games of future. Does the Board of control for cricket in India care any thing more than the money the game brings in? Kapil dev was aiming to produce world class bowlers from the young cricketers of India. IPL has spoiled the whole game and now the bowling has gone to dogs. Only BCCI has to take the blame for India’ s failure.

This is how they loot you

I wanted to terminate my State bank credit card. But thy wanted annual fee to be paid before termination. Annual fee is charged in advance so why I have to pay the annual fee for termination. In any case I did not want to fight with the bank so dropped a cheque for Rs 800/ n the drop box. There was no response and no intimation. After a month I got another bill claiming that my cheque has become invalid and hence a penalty of R$s400/- was added to the original 800/-. I wanted to know the reason for invalidation and they told me that I have forgot to put the date on the cheque. All right this should have been intimated to me and either to put the date or issue a fresh cheque. No it is not the responsibility of the bank when it can squeeze some more money out of me on some pretext. Now I have dropped another cheque and await for further looting by the bank. I was told that the procedure followed is as per instructions of trhe reserve bank of India. Funniest of all thing is this is supposed to be a leading Public sector bank doing great service to its customers.

A request to metrological department of Bombay

Please do not give any forecast on Monsoon. The moment you give a forecast the exact opposite thing happens. You had forecasted heavy rain in Mumbai on 11th and 12th. Contrary to this these two days have proved to be most sultry with subdued heat causing much sweating. So also was your warning on cyclone. It did not come any where near to Bombay and even in Gujrat the effect was only some showers. My belief is if you keep your mouth shut then monsoon will come in and we will have good showers. In any case you do not help the affected people much during any crisis except give warnings.
This is one good thing. When you say that the rains will continue for another 7 days t stops immediately and people get relief.