Do away with Audit

It was in the sixties when my dad was an accounts officer in Bhilai steel projet.a bill of Rs 3000/- was presented for passing to him and he asked for the supporting vouchers of expenditure. He was called byAGM and asked him what was his trouble in passing the bill? My father said he will never pass abill unless the supporting vouchers were available..I will get it passed by some other accounts officer sid the AGM with pleasure sir said My father and came back. It was the days of Nehru who used to hate Audit of funds. Today congress has taken up cudgel against C&AG for 2G scam .Congress can abolish audit or replace the current C&AG with amore malleable Person. My suggestion to congress and the so called Honest PM is abolish audit and all problems will be over. No one will ever question how the MP”s swallowed the money

Avoid Motor car and auto rickshaws

Petrol up by rupees 2:50 .It is time when Indians learned to give up the fancy to motor cars and switch on to cycles. Avoid Autos and Taxis as far as possible. Eat only once in a day so that you may learn to survive without food. You never know when a finance minister like Chidambaram will impose tax on breathing. Vote for congress so that it can shorten your life.

Proof

Zahir khan and Munaf patel have proved Indias capability to win matches without sehwag and Gambhir. So the world cup squad should have Zahir Khan, Munaf patel, srisant, Harbhajan, and Ishant Sharma as bowlers.

Old memories

Seeing the way India batted in the one day series against South Africa reminded me of olden days of Indian cricket when we used to watch with the anxiety as to when the next wicket would fall. This ball or next ball?

World Cup

Watching the way India got knocked off by Dale steyn and Psotsobe in the one day series with south Africa any hope of getting the world cup gets dashed to the ground. The Indian players are totally at loss while playing Psotsobe. They are completely tied down and unable to score any thing except a few singles.The two bowlers between them are enough to decimate India!

World cup selection

The selectors will announce a team for world cup in which there will be two useless inclusions. One is sehwag and the other is Gambhir. Both these creatures performance in world cup will be nil as in the one day matches against South Africa. But the selctors have no option either like cinema producers. Once a star gets a hit he has set his price.. With these two non performers India can hardly hope to win the world cup.

World cup selection

The selectors will announce a team for world cup in which there will be two useless inclusions. One is sehwag and the other is Gambhir. Both these creatures performance in world cup will be nil as in the one day matches against South Africa. But the selctors have no option either like cinema producers. Once a star gets a hit he has set his price.. With these two non performers India can hardly hope to win the world cup.