How to win inter national awards

I am writing this for all Indian, writers, film producers, artistes like M.F Hussain etc
Write the life story of an Indian cobbler, Black smith, village cow boy or a street urchin of india.get it published by an English Publishing house. It will be surely selected for booker prize.
Similarly produce films on slums of Mumbai or Kolkata. Show the Lepers of West Bengal (communists have not been able to get rid of them) and make a film on their life with all prize shots of Sisters of charity
You will surely win Golden Globe or Oscar for it.
Alternatively convert all Khajuraho sex exhibits or Mf Hussins Nude paintings of Hindu gods into a modern art depiction and Make M.F Hussain as the greatest Nudist artist of our age, You will win international acclaim. Another Important aspect to be kept in mind is that you will have to assume a muslim of Christian Identity for getting these Awards. I think every Hindu Has Understood what is the Idea behind these awards.
Do not worry, India of Hundu’s have tolerated much more atrocities than this.
It is only sad to think that India does not have its own unbiased evaluation systems in place for judging any thing
But in a land where judiciary itself is not clean what more can you expect
For the information of tjhose who do not know. “ a divorce case in India may take any where between 10 to 25 years for settlement” Which country has done better?