Maoists

The Maoists have virtually taken over the country. Don’t panic says the government of incompetence. We will hand over the country gradually says the government. After all Maoists are our own brothers and as Mahatma Gandhi said if my brother wants to kill me I have no objection. Congress strictly follows Mahatma Gandhi and Ahinsavad. So be prepared to die by Maoist violence anywhere at any time. If you do ordinary murder you will be tried and sentenced .If you do Maoist massacre it is political hence excused. Train journey is no more safe so are Bus journeys and air journeys. Planes try to collide on the runway. Since the opposition is dead the ruling coalition is having its hay day. Probably this will mark the saddest phase of independent Indian History. Soon there will be Communist regime set up by China. Don’t panic says the home minister after all all the present money bags would have flown out of the country once again only the poor will be left to work without wages! The present comrades who have accumulated enough wealth can also get ready to leave!